Colin Firth to star in King’s Speech sequel, The Queen’s Accent
Award-winning actor Colin Firth has confirmed that he will star in The Queen’s Accent, a sequel to The King’s Speech in which he plays the young Queen Elizabeth II as she struggles to overcome her...
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Daily Mail website to be given ‘Moral Panic button’
The world’s most visited news website, Mail Online, is to be fitted with a special panic button that readers can use to express their sense of moral outrage. Clicking the button will automatically...
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Survey shows UK businessmen get ’50% more British’ when in the US
Male British business travellers to the United States exaggerate their Britishness by an average of 50%, claims a new study issued by Accentia, the dialect, jargon and accent monitoring group. ‘Use of...
View ArticleMaking of Love, Actually sequel reminds stunned Britain that some weird...
After the cast of Richard Curtis’s nauseating 2003 saccharine-fest Love, Actually reunited to film a short sequel for Comic Relief, people – oh all right, men – all over Britain have been forcibly...
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Jonathan Ross to present 2nd week of The Leveson Inquiry
Sky 1 has announced that it has bought the rights to the highly popular celebrity interview show The Leveson Enquiry. ‘We’re very excited to be involved in this project’ said Sky 1 controller Stuart...
View Article1922 committee ‘absolutely not’ swapping a bumbling performer for Hugh Grant
Conservative party backbencher, Gerard St. Chioux MP explained: ‘We’ve done the stats and the bottom line is: people love floppy haired toffs talking gibberish, and we’ve not got the poster boy on...
View ArticleLatest Extinction Rebellion protest to feature entire cast of Love Actually
Following Emma Thompson’s appearance at the Extinction Rebellion demo, more stars of Love Actually are set to highlight the effects on the environment of booking a flight and hopping across the...
View ArticleNation demands Hugh Grant stand in for Boris
With the prime minister extremely ill in hospital and Dominic Whatsaface deputising, the nation is putting its foot down and demanding to be steered through the present crisis by Hugh Grant. Social...
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